Disclaimer: This is not me.
This is a random hottie from Guys With iPhones.
I brought home an iPhone today and I have spent the last four hours playing with the apps and loading all kinds of useless toys. Thus far I have avoided taking nude photos of myself, but then I don't look like this guy either. What is it about boys and their iPhones that makes them want to strip down and share their bounty with the world?
I must put the toy down.
I must get back to work.